Brand: Frito Lay
Style: Cheetos Giant White Cheddar Jingle Balls
Type: Cheese Puffs
Flavor: A mild, more bland version of a regular toxic neon-orange cheddar Cheeto
Verdict: Approved, if only for the name
Seasons eatings, my snacktacular friends! In the spirit of the season, I picked up these guys in an impulse buy, unable to resist eating something called "Jingle Balls." Yes, I'm perpetually 12 on the inside, it's true. The sad fact of the matter is, I was actually at the store to purchase one specific item only, yet the magical magnetic forces of the snack aisle reined me in, whispering sweet nothings to me across the store until I decided to peruse the aisle, you know, 'just to look.' Next thing I know, I've got these things in hand, plus some plain tortilla chips and salsa to warm myself up on these cold winter nights. My life.
But all of that is neither here nor there, and you're not here to read about my grocery store adventures, you just want to know the results of my snackapades. Well, first things first, these Jingle Balls look like giant marshmallows, which threw me off initially. I have this thing about food that looks one way and tastes another (Pringles being my only exception), so I was a little worried about taking the plunge. Nevertheless, I swallowed my fears, opened wide, and shoved one in my mouth, as one has to do with these awkwardly-shaped cheese puffs. I was hoping for something fantastic and amazing to happen in my mouth, but I was rather let down. Usually I'm a fan of white cheddar flavored things, such as the many varieties of white cheddar popcorn, but this was just bland and uninteresting.
Honestly, I think Cheetos didn't really think this one through very well. The thing is, white cheddar is more mild than your run of the mill sharp orange cheddar, so white cheddar flavored snacks need to be either saturated with cheese powder or on a very compelling vehicle to really achieve a good flavor. These unfortunately, aren't quite cheesy enough for my tastes. The initial bite is okay, like a mild regular Cheeto, but as you chew, the cheese powder dissolves quickly and you're left with nothing but a film of grease and the taste of mediocre corn puff on your tongue due to the large size of these puffs.
Would I buy these again? Maybe, because I do like the satisfying feeling of the giant puff melting in my mouth, even if it doesn't taste quite as I'd like it to. I'd likely purchase the regular flavor though, or the red hot kind, just to get more flavor with that feeling. Approved, but just barely.
Purchased at Fred Meyer, Portland, OR
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